he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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