just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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