how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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