And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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