Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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