I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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