Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
