Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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