Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You need a sexual gate keeper
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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