Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You had me at "let me see your balls"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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