great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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