I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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