What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you win again, gameday.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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