Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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