I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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