All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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