if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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