Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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