Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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