Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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