So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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