PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
