Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
