Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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