You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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