Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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