Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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