how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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