Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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