Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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