My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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