we have officially lost it.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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