I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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