There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
