I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
