Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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