GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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