I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
God, I missed his penis.
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