Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...