i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD