Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??