if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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