I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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