Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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