I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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