U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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