i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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