so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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