It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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