So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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