i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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