why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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