this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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