It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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