Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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