He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You smell like stripper and shame
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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