Fuck appropriateness.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
