like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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